Today was routine Music Class. Blah Blah Blah. Some high moments. Some low-reaction- moments. Today a student asked me in a half-innocent, half-curious, half-perverted kind of tone some dreadful questions. Question # 1: "Sir, when you are alone in this building, do you jerk off?" He asked that without any sign of hesitation. Before i could answer he blurts out "Sir, do you have porn in your laptop?". Before i could react he spews out "Sir, do you jerk off often?".
I was shocked. What a perv. And he asked me all those shady questions without even breaking a sweat. Before i could answer, another student exclaimed "Of course he doesn't need to. He has a wife you blithering idiot." I then answered with a sarcastic smile, "Hey, I'm your teacher. You're not supposed to be asking those questions..it seems you are suggesting that you do that thing very often. Well goodluck on your voyage and exploration!" He said "never mind sir. Goodbye." with a sheepish grin on his face.Kids today...uhm i don't know what to say....hahaha.
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